I’ve bought a bicycle. Sorry about the ‘one sentence paragraph’ there. It’s a writing practice I despise deeply, but I wanted to give you a chance to reflect upon this seemingly mundane happening before launching into any descriptions, whys or wherefores. The main thing to understand is that I’ve not had a bike since 1996, …

The flat’s fixed, and has been for a fortnight, but clearng up afterwards has been a pigache and no mistake. I’m finding dust everywhere stll… Work’s fine, and I’ve done rather well on the tests, scoring ‘Advanced’ on Javascript, a good score in VB and a crappy one on ASP. The last was because, being …